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shippinglilo:

when you’re so obsessed with a band for so long you forget they’re not actually your friends

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mum: are you ready to go

me: don’t do it dear god plEASE no control yourself

mum:

me:

mum:

me: I’M READY TO GO^{OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO}O_{OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO}O^OOOOOOOOOOO

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No one, ever. (via scoldylox)

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WHY ARE BOOKS NOT WATERPROOF 

I WANT TO READ IN THE SHOWER 

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